IN SEPTEMBER OF 1997, I WALKED INTO A BORDERS BOOKSTORE IN
CORAL SPRINGS, FLORIDA TO ENTER AN OPEN MIC COMEDY COMPETITION
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE. I WON.

IMMEDIATELY, TALENT AGENTS BEGAN BOOKING ME INTO THE ADULT COMMUNITIES AND ASSISTED LIVING FACILITIES OF SOUTH FLORIDA. SO, SOMEHOW, I MANAGED TO SKIP OVER THE ENTIRE SUCCESSFUL PART OF MY CAREER, AND BASICALLY WENT FROM STARTING OUT TO WASHED UP IN AN HOUR AND A HALF!

BUT NOW I HAVE A WEBSITE, AND WITH YOUR HELP, I AM ABOUT TO BEGIN THE COMEBACK OF THE CAREER I NEVER HAD.

THANKS...